There was a guy who was going on a hike and on his way he saw a CHURCH with a donkey tied on a pole, so he went to the head priest and asked if he could borrow the donkey. The priest said yes, but he said that it was a holy donkey and that to make it go he had to say Thank God and to make it stop he had to say Amen. The man said ok and started the donkey off and on the way up he fell asleep. When he woke up the donkey was about to walk off the edge of a cliff so he shouted "Amen, amen!" The donkey stopped just in time and the man wiped his forehead and said"Thank God".Then the donkey started up again and fell off the cliff.