On hearing that her ancient grandpa had just passed away, Kate went to see her 95 year old grandma and comfort her. When Kate asked how her grandpa died, her grandma, Vera, said "He had a heart attack after we made love on Sunday morning". Horrified, Kate pointed out that two people nearly 100 years old having sex was surely asking for trouble."Oh no. A few years ago, realising our old age,we figured it would be best to do it to church bells. In on the ding, out on the dong. Nothing too strenous." Vera said.Wiping away a tear, she added "and if that effin ice cream truck hadn't come along, he might still be alive today!!"