A ham sandwich walked into a barbers shop and requested a light shave. "That will be $7.50 "said that Barber.
"$7.50!!!" shouted the ham sandwich " you must be joking"
" No, Im seriously" replied the Barber with a menacing grin.
After much procrastinating the ham sandwich decided to proceed and climbed into the chair.
when the barber finished the ham sandwich felt great and went to a bar to try and pick up a chicken foccacia he was in love with.
Unfortunately it was closed. So he had to settle for paying a fiver for a hand shandy from a slappa...