A Conservative Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight
from London to Melbourne, Australia. After the plane was airborne,
drink orders were taken.
The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed
before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust,
I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch
my lips.'
The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
'Me too. I didn't know we had a choice.'