28. No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

29. Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

30. The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

31. People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.

32. You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

33. Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

34. Bricks are horrible to carry.

35. In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

36. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

37. My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.

38. If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?