Jews believed in moses but moses believed in Chuck Norris



Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.



Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly Cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.



There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, because Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.



The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.