Chuck Norris Facts
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Published
08/19/2008
Once, a bus hit Chuck Norris. It never made that mistake again.
With the combined power of Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, The Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Manny Oramas, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan, we still can't stop Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has gone to the end of the universe. He took a picture of a sign that said: "Universe City Limits. Next Universe; 1,000,000,000,000 Miles".
Godot is waiting for Chuck Norris.
Hannibal Lecter tells EVERYTHING to Chuck Norris when Chuck visits him, because Lecter is afraid to be eaten by Chuck Norris.
With the combined power of Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, The Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Manny Oramas, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan, we still can't stop Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has gone to the end of the universe. He took a picture of a sign that said: "Universe City Limits. Next Universe; 1,000,000,000,000 Miles".
Godot is waiting for Chuck Norris.
Hannibal Lecter tells EVERYTHING to Chuck Norris when Chuck visits him, because Lecter is afraid to be eaten by Chuck Norris.
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