Unlike popular theory, it was Chuck Norris who brought the USSR down. And that didn't happen in 1991, but in 1993. Why? Because that was the year Walker Texas Ranger started and all Russian communists literally scared themselves to death. By just the intro.



Chuck Norris Beats Superman, and ordered him to wear his underwear outside, Batman did the same thing before Chuck even say a word.



Chuck Norris have read every article in Wikipedia. While writing them.



Chuck Norris is the radio-transmitter.



While Neil Armstrong said "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind," Chuck Norris interrupted him. He ate dinner. They had to re-cord.