Theres a duckling a puppy and a baby skunk all hangin out around the pond and the duckling starts to wonder "What am i", so he askes his mom and sh says, "well im a duck and ur my son so u must be a duckling, he says, "ok" and walks away...

the puppy starts wondering the same question so he asks his mom,she says,"well im a dog and ur my son so u must be a puppy",he says ok and walks away,

the skunk looks around then walks over to the duck and says "Well what am i"?, the duck says, "Well....your not quite white,your not quite black andyou smell like shit, so you must be a mexican"!