The high school Little Evan is going to be going to has VERY strict requirements.

Little Evan: "I want to take Advanced English, please!"

Principal: "Oh... so sorry... but it looks like in kindergarten you could not find the banana on the weekly reader... you're definitely not ready for Advanced English..."

Little Evan couldn't believe it. He told his friends, and they thought he was lying...

Little Billy: "You're definitely lying!"

Little Evan: "If I was, they'd end up kicking me out of my law class!!!"

Little Evan found this ironic, too, since... well, while he hadn't confirmed it... he thought maybe, just maybe... that lawyers might know a thing or two about lying...