MEET JACK SCHITT...

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt, and he has an interesting family tree:


In 1957, Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.


They had one son, Jack.


Jack Schitt grew up and married Noe, and together Jack and Noe Schitt produced 6 children:


Holie Schitt (who came to be known as "The Lucky Schitt")
Fulla Schitt
Shineola (who didn't really have the Schitt Face)
Giva Schitt
Bull Schitt (who really looked like Schitt, the father),
and the twins: Dip Schitt and Deep Schitt.


Dip Schitt was not very bright, and was known as "The stupid Schitt", and she married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out who happened to share the same last name (no relation, however). Friends affectionately nicknamed them "The Schitts". Their marriage produced no little Schitts.


The other twin, Deep Schitt, went on to build a deodorant empire, which became famous fo