Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Man who stand in front of car get tired.
Man who stand behind car get exhausted.
Man who eat prunes get good run for money.
Baby crib take many nails to build, but one screw to fill.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to bangcock.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Virginity like big bubble. One prick, all gone.
Man who drop phone in toilet get shitty reception.