One day, George Bush goes into a store. He gets an item and walks up to the cashier. George says,"I'd like to buy this TV".

He says,"Sorry, you're George Bush...we don't sell to assholes".

The next day, He dyes his hair red and goes back in the store, but the same thing happens.

Finally, he shaves his head, puts on a fake moustache and goes back in. When he tries to buy it for the third time, the man refuses.

George says, "How the hell do you know I'm George Bush?".

He replied, "First of all, that's a microwave."