A girl called jess keeps falling asleep in class
one day the teacher comes up 2 her and goes
JESSICA, TELL ME WHO DIED ON THE CROSS
jess is sleepin so a boy pokes her in the back with a pencil...
in shock she jumps and goes JESUS CHRIST!
CORRECT!
a min later jess falls asleep again and the teacher comes over and goes... JESSICA, TELL ME WHO CREATED THE WORLD
she doesnt reply so the boy pokes her in the back with a pencil again, Jess once again jumps in fright and goes GOD ALMIGHTY
CORRECT! jess falls asleep again yet the teacher comes over and says JESSICA WAT DID EVE SAY 2 ADAM AFTER THEIR 29TH CHILD?! Jess is sleeping so the boy pokes her again
she is so annoyed that she stands up and says
IF U POKE THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA RIP IT OFF YA!!