1. It took you 5 minutes to click on the link.

2. You have preparation H in your pocket.

3. You're only reading this to pass the time until bingo starts.

4. You need your hearing aids to read this joke.

5. You were too lazy too realize that there was no number 3.

6. You fell for number 5.

8. You were too lazy to realize that there was no number 7.

9. In an effort to outsmart today's teenagers, you didn't fall for number 8.

10. After reading number 9 you looked back and realized how stupid you were.

11. You looked back to make sure there was a number 3, but forgot what you were doing.