So you don't know Jack Schitt?

He's the only son of Awh Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and Ohh Schitt, owner of the Kneedeep Inn. Jack's wife Noe Schitt bore him 6 children. Thier first child Holy passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons Dip and Deep. then two daughters Giva and Fulla and lastly a son which they named Bull. Deep married Dumb, a high school dropout. Dip married Lotta, and they have a son named Chicken. Fulla and Giva married the Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Byrd, Dogg and Horace. Bull just married a spicy italian named Pisa and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.

Now you know Jack Schitt