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Jack Schitt

So you don't know Jack Schitt?

He's the only son of Awh Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and Ohh Schitt, owner of the Kneedeep Inn. Jack's wife Noe Schitt bore him 6 children. Thier first child Holy passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons Dip and Deep. then two daughters Giva and Fulla and lastly a son which they named Bull. Deep married Dumb, a high school dropout. Dip married Lotta, and they have a son named Chicken. Fulla and Giva married the Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Byrd, Dogg and Horace. Bull just married a spicy italian named Pisa and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.

Now you know Jack Schitt
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