An army major is visiting sick soldiers. He goes up to one private and asks. ''Whats your porblem soldier?''
''Chronic syphiliis, sir''
''What treatment are you getting?''
''Five munutes with a wiere brush each day''
''Whats your amibition?''
''To get back on the front line sir''
''Good man!'' said the major. He goes the the next bed. ''Whats your porblem soldier?''
''Chronic Piles sir, My arse is killing me''!
''What treatment are you getting?''
''Five munutes with a wiere brush each day''
''Whats your amibition?''
''To get back on the front line sir''
''Good man'' said the major. The major goes to the next bed. ''Whats your porblem soldier?''
''Chronic gum disease''
''What treatment are you getting?''
''Five munutes with a wiere brush each day''
''Whats your amibition?''
''To get the wire brush before the other two fuckers sir!''