Yo mama's...

so skinny her nipples touch

so skinny she swallowed an m&m and looked 7 months pregnant

so fat she deep fries toothpicks

so ugly her pillow cries at night

so black when she stands against a white wall, she looks like a hallway

so ugly she has to trick-or-treat by email

so black I threw salt on her and she looked like deep space

so nasty I got a virus talking to her on my pc

arms so short she had to tilt her head to scratch her ear

so nasty she brushed her teeth with white out just to keep them yellow

so cross-eyed every time she masturbates she thikns she's having a lesbian threesome

got an adam's apple

so greasy I kick her in the forehead ass and my shoes get shined

so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet

so fat she uses sleeping bags for socks/leg warmers

greedy the only thing sh'ell share is her herpes

so dumb she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday