Top 3 things guys say to eachother when they see a hot chick:
1:Looks like she's hurtin for a squirtin
2:Looks like she's beggin for a leggin
3:Wouldn't kick her outa bed unless she wanted to do it on the floor

Top 3 things guys say to eachother when they see a ugly chick:
1:Thats why glad made 3-ply
2:Looks like a double bagger
3:Looks good as long as you stay below the kneck, but I'd still do her