A newly married husband and wife retire to their hotel room after the wedding. The new husband removes his trousers and throws them to his wife
"here, put these on" he say's
The wife puts on the trousers, but has trouble keeping them up as they are too big
"I can't wear these" she claims, "they don't fit"
"Thats right, i wear the pants in this marriage, and don't ever forget it!" the husband replies.
with that the wife removes her tiny g-string and throwns it at her husband
"here, put this on baby" the wife say's.
The husband gets one foot in, followed by the other but cannot get it any higher than his knees.
"I can't get into this hunny" the husband say's.
"Thats right" the wife responds, "and keep that attitude up and you never will"