Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived ...and bet
twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play
topless..' With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and
yelled,'Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!' As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and squealed... 'YES! YES! I WON! I WON!' She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, ' What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know.... I thought you were watching.'

Moral ---Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb. But, all men..... are men..