A typical blond sick of all the blonde jokes one day decided to get makeover. She dyed her hair brunette and went driving down a country road, searching for someone who would appreciate her intelligence. When she came across a herd of sheep, she stopped and called the shepherd over.
"That's a nice flock of sheep" she said.
"Thank you" said the herder.
"Tell you what, I have a proposition for you"said the woman. "If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?"
"Sure" agreed the Shepherd. So the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied: "382"
"Wow" said the shepherd. "That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep youwant to take home"
So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car.
Then the herder said: "Okay, now I have aproposition for you. If I can guess the real colour of your hair, can I have my dog back?"