She was so blonde she...
1. Thought meow mix was a cd for cats
2. Cant make ice coz she forgot the recipe
3. Cant use the elevator coz she dont know the route
4. Answered in the opposite of smart: blonde
5. Went fishing in a skating rink
6. Thought magic sing was a company to make you great at singing
7. Used mud to bathe her puppy
8. Showed her butt to a blind person
9. Gave a blonde wig to a redhead
10. Was fired to an m and m factory because of throwing all the w's
11. Thought banana split was a person split open using a banana