there was a farmer who had 3 daughters that where going on their first date all at the same time. The protective farmer decide to show up at the door with a shotgun when the boys arrived to pick his daughters. The fist guy knocks the door, the farmer opens the door and the guy says "Hi I am Joe, I am here for Flo, we are going to see a show, is she ready to go?" and the farmer let her daughter leave with Joe. The next guy knocks the door, the farmer opens the door and the guy said " Hi I am Eddie, I am here for Bettie, we’re gonna eat spaguetti, is she ready?" so the farmer let them leave. The third and final guy shows up and said "Hi I’m Chuck, and I'm Ready to.." and the farmer shot him!