Lone Ranger and Tonto are walking through the desert one day, when Lone Ranger stopped to take a piss.
He ran over to the bushes to pee and a snake came and bit the head of his dick.
Tonto asked what he can do to help.
Ranger says, "Go back to town and get the doctor."
Tonto talked to the doc and said, "Lone Ranger got bit by a snake, what should I do?"
Doc said, "Suck the poison out of the wound."
Tonto ran back to Lone Ranger to help him.
Lone Ranger asked, "What did the doctor say?"
Tonto looked at Ranger and then down at the snake bite.
Tonto said, "He said, you are going to die!"