A very muscular woman caught her husband cheating on her.
So she beat him up and dragged him to the garage. She put his dick in the vice and clamped it shut really tight. Then she ripped the handle off the vice so he can’t open it up.
Then she went and grabbed a hack saw.
The guy said, "Oh my god! You are not going to cut it off are you?"
She put the saw in his hand and said, "No! I am going to light the garage on fire! Do what you have to do!"