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A man walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender and says "hey, I'll bet you 3 beers that I have a cell phone surgically implanted in my hand. If I'm telling the truth, I get 3 beers for free. If I'm lying, I'll pay for the drinks and just leave." Expecting that the man is either lying or crazy, the bartender accepts the bet. The bartender asks the man for his number and calls him on the bar phone. The man's left hand starts ringing, he flips open his thumbnail, pulls out an antenna and answers the call. Hearing the man's voice coming through on the line amazed the bartender, so he gave the man his beers. After finishing his drinks, the man excuses himself to the restroom. 15 minutes go by, and the man still has not come out yet. Concerned, the bartender goes into the bathroom to check on the man, only to find him with both hands on the wall, his pants around his ankles and toilet paper streaming out of his ass. The bartender says "dear God, are you okay?!" The man
Ghost528 Uploaded 09/25/2008
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