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I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being the official language in America.



I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a gallon of gas than allow drilling for oil off the coasts of America.



I'm voting Democrat because I think the government will do a better job of spending my money than I could.



I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Afghanistan and Iraq, I know the Islamic terrorists will stop trying to kill us because they'll think we're a good and decent country.



I'm voting Democrat because I believe people who can't tell us if it will rain in two or three days, can now tell us the polar ice caps will disappear in ten years if I don't start riding a bicycle, build a windmill or inflate my tires to proper levels.



I'm voting Democrat because it's alright to kill millions of babies as long as we keep violent, convicted murderers on death row alive.
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