A man looked out his back window, and saw two guys breaking into his shed.
So the man called the police and told them what was going on.

The operator said "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to stay inside and wait, all our units are busy now"

So the guy hung up, and called back 30 seconds later. And told her "you don't need to send anyone. Shot them myself" Within a minute units were surrounding the house and the officers came through the door to see the guy pointing at the two burglars standing outback. one of the officers said " I thought you shot them?" The house owner said " I thought you were busy?"