A man and woman freshly divorced are in court to settle on who their 9 year old son should live with. Both of their lawyers give great arguments and the judge is stumped on who he should give the child to. The judge decides to ask the child who he wants to go and live with.

The judge looks at the boy and asks "Do you want to live with your dad?"

The kid sats "No. He beats me."

The judge then says "So, you want to live with your mom?"

The kid says "No. She beats me too."

The judge gets a perplexed look on his face and says "Well, who do you want to live with?"

The kid without missing a beat says "The Minnesota Vikings!"

The judge asks "Why in the hell would you want to live with The Minnesota Vikings?!?"

The kid looks up and says "They don't beat anybody."