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Driving Mexican

A California highway patrolman pulled a car over and told the Mexican driver, because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the state safety competition. "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policemen. "Well, I'll finally get my driver's licence, he answered with pride. "Oh, don't listen to him." yelled the woman in the passenger's seat. "He's a smart ass when he's drunk." This commotion woke up the guy in the back seat. He took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we weren't gonna get far in a stolen car!" At the moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked, "Are we past the border yet?"
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