A guy from China who speaks no English decides to go back to America with his American friend who was visiting China. The two of them get on the plane, and the American says, "See? We take off now."

The Chinese man repeats, "Teckkoof."

When they arrive, the two men visit a zoo. While there, they see a zebra and the American says, "That's a zebra."

The Chinese man repeats, "Zibrah."

After the zoo, they decide to see a baseball game. On the way in the stadium, there was a statue of a person. The American explains, "This here is Babe Ruth."

The Chinese man repeats, "Baybee."
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Later the Chinese man returns to China, and arrives home to his wife. She asks him, "So, what you learn in America?"

He replies, "Teckkoof, zibrah, baybee"

She smiled at him, and took it off.