two men are sitting in a bar on top of a building, one man turns to the other and says did you know that the window behind me is magic? if you jump out of it you will fall 50 feet and then float back up to this window
the other man gets a confused look on his face and says i would have to see it to beleive it
so the first man walks over and jumps out the window
he falls 10 - 12 -30 -40-50 and then floats up to the window
the other man not wanting to be a chicken decides to try it so he jumps out and 10 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 splat road pizza

so guy no 1 walks back to the bar and the bartender says " you know superman your a real dick when ur drunk"