Beaver Hunter

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the man said, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began. "I have an older friend, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going hunting, he was in a hurry and accidentally picked up his cane instead of his gun.

As he neared a lake he came across a very large beaver sitting at the water's edge.
He realized he'd left his gun at home and couldn't shoot the creature but out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it 'bang, bang'.
Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell dead.
Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point precisely!"
Uploaded 10/12/2008
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