One day a priest and a nun were playing golf. The priest steps up to the tee and hits his ball, it flies through the air only to land in the nearby woods.

"Shit i missed!" exclaimed the angered priest.
"Father" shouted the dumbfounded nun "a man of your stature should not be using the kind of language"

The priest quickly apologizes and they move onto the next hole.

The priest steps up to the tee and hits his ball. It once again soars beautifully through the air, but this time happens to fall short and land in a water hole.

"Shit i missed!" shouted the aggravated priest.
"Father!" shouted the nun "if you continue to use that sort of language im not sure if i will be able to continue playing golf with you"

The priest again apologizes and they move onto the next hole.

The priest steps up to the tee, takes a swing, and watches as his ball lands in a sand trap.

"Shit i missed!" shouted the priest ag