An old legendary hunter is telling his old hunting stories to his teenage grandchild.

Grandpa: Back in 1942, we went big game hunting. We didn't have much luck at first. But then when I was sitting by this tree I heard something in the bushes. Just then a great big lion jumped out at me and growled. Graaaaaaah!! Well, I just shit my pants.

Teen: Well I don't blame you Grandpa. I'd shit in my pants too if a great big lion jumped out and scared me like that.

Grandpa: No, no, no. I didn't shit my pants then.

I did just now when I went Graaaaaaah!!