A blonde walks into a store and she sees a tv she likes.
she goes to the clerk and ask how much for that tv.
The clerk says sorry i dont sell tvs to dumb blondes.
So the blonde returns home and thinks of a scheme to get the tv.
The next day the blonde returns to the store with radiant brown hair.
She ask the clerk Yes how much for that tv over their.
The clerk once again says sorry i dont sell tvs to dumb blondes.
Feeling like a fool the blonde goes home and thinks of another scheme.
She comes in the next day with all her haircut and asks the clerk yeah how much would it be for that tv.
the clerk says sorry we dont sell tvs to dumb blondes.
the blonde furiosyl replies look ive been dieing my hair changing my look and i even shaved my own head.
how the hell do you know im a blonde.

Because mam thats not a tv its a microwave