Stupid Headlines Printed by the Press
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Published
12/17/2008
Stupid Headlines Printed by the Press
1. Something Went Wrong in Plane Crash, Expert Says
2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
3. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
4. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
5. Stud Tires Out
6. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
7. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
8. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
9. Eye Drops off Shelf
10. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
11. Bush Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
12. War Dims Hope for Peace
13. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
14. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
15. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
16. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
17. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
18. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
19. Checkout Counter Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
20. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
21. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000
22. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
23. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
24. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
25. Deer Kill 17,000
26. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
27. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
28. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
29. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
30. Kids Make Nutritious Snack.
1. Something Went Wrong in Plane Crash, Expert Says
2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
3. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
4. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
5. Stud Tires Out
6. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
7. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
8. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
9. Eye Drops off Shelf
10. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
11. Bush Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
12. War Dims Hope for Peace
13. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
14. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
15. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
16. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
17. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
18. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
19. Checkout Counter Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
20. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
21. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000
22. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
23. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
24. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
25. Deer Kill 17,000
26. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
27. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
28. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
29. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
30. Kids Make Nutritious Snack.
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