A husband wakes up on Sunday morning real early and shakes his wife awake and says "Sweetheart, its a perfect day for fishing. I'll go pack the car, get the gear and the dog and be back for you in a half hour!"
The wife says "Your out of your mind! I'm not going!"
To this the husband says "OK! You got three choices. 1. you come with me. 2. you let me fuck you in the ass. 3. I get a blow job. Like I said I'll be back in a half hour."
Well the half hour passes and she has fallen back to sleep. The husband shakes her awake once again and asks for her answer. The wife sits up and unzips his paints and starts sucking then says, "Oh my! Your dick tastes like shit!"
the husband replys "Yeah, the dog didn't want to go ether!"