A taliban fighter was in dire need of a shit, but found himself with no toilet paper, He reaches into his sack and finds he only has 30 cents. he goes to the store and the clerk says, we have 3 rolls of toilet paper.. one is $1 , the second is 50 cents and the third is 30 cents. the taliban takes the 30 cent roll and if off. 30 minutes or so later the taliban reapears, in obvious pain, walking gingerly and with a lingering stench of shit..
What fucking kind of toilet paper was that he asks, that was painful. Oh my friend that was U.S MARINE toilet paper .. why do you call it u.s marine toilet paper he asks.. WELL.. BECAUSE IT'S ROUGH, IT'S TOUGH AND IT DON'T TAKE NO SHIT FROM YOU FUCKING TOWEL HEADS.