Ten Things We Learned From The Mars Rover
Thug_life
Published
11/16/2008
10. Contrary to earlier findings, Mars only about a mile from Earth
9. NASA's Mars footage looks suspiciously similar to Atari's Asteroids
8. So far, no sign of Mork
7. Thought I saw Paris Hilton having sex with a Martian
6. We could've taken a photo of Death Valley and saved 400-million dollars
5. The Mars invasion force is already on its way and there's not a damn thing we can do about it
4. It's much more Mars-y than we even imagined
3. Whole "red planet" thing just a marketing ploy by Cherry 7-Up
2. Kucinich's popularity rating on Mars is the same as on Earth
1. Osama ain't there, either
9. NASA's Mars footage looks suspiciously similar to Atari's Asteroids
8. So far, no sign of Mork
7. Thought I saw Paris Hilton having sex with a Martian
6. We could've taken a photo of Death Valley and saved 400-million dollars
5. The Mars invasion force is already on its way and there's not a damn thing we can do about it
4. It's much more Mars-y than we even imagined
3. Whole "red planet" thing just a marketing ploy by Cherry 7-Up
2. Kucinich's popularity rating on Mars is the same as on Earth
1. Osama ain't there, either
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