a cowboy went to the bar one day and a girl aproached him. she asked "are you a real cowboy?" the cowboy responds "well i clean out barns, i collect hay, i ride horses, i go to the bull riding every saturday.yep i think im a real cowboy." the girl then says "im a lesbian. when ever im in the car i think of girls, when ever i go to bed i think of girls, when ever im in the bath i think of girls." she then says goodbie and walks off. a guy overheard the conversation and says "are you really a cowboy?" the cowboy then responds "i thought i was but now i realize im lesbian."