Two gay men - Alan and Tony - went to a fairground. Tony said he wanted to go on the Ferris wheel but Alan had a fear of heights so he declined. The wheel went round and round, but then suddenly the cart Tony was in crashed to the ground, landing near Alan's feet.
"Are you hurt?" asked Alan, rushing over to help his friend.
"Of course I am!!" snapped Tony " I went around three times and you didnt wave once!!!"