there is a family living up a street and the inspector (council) is coming and in that family there is a boy,mum and dad so the dad goes in to the bath to shave his beard and the mums in the kitchen!

so the boy goes up to the door and asks his dad what he is doing and dad cuts him self and says "im shaving my bolocs" and then goes to the kitchen and asks his mum what she is doing so she cut her self and she said "im coutting the fuck" so the boy says what does fuck mean and the mum says"it's another way of saying cutting the chicken!"

then the inspectro comes and asks the little boy what his parents are up to so the little boy replies "well... my dads in the bathroom shaving his bolocs and my mums in the kitchen fucking the chicken"