a man is walking along the beach and comes across a bottle, so he picks it up and brushes the sand off of it.
smoke starts spewing out of the bottle and out pops a genie.
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the genie tells the man he may have one wish, anything he wants.
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after some careful thought the man tells the genie that he would like a bridge that goes from the beach all the way to hawaii.
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the genie tells the man that this would be impossible because it would take too much concrete, steel, and manpower,it would take years to build a bridge of this size and it just couldnt be done. then asks the man to think of another wish.
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the man thinks long and hard for a moment and then tells the genie that he would like to understand women.
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the genie thinks for a moment then replies:
:one lane or two?