A door to door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, and a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, the salesman runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet. He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning up that cows***t, I'll eat every chunk of it." The Lady turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want hot or Steak sauce with that?" The salesman asks, "Why do you ask?" The lady says, "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet!"