Little Evan was working for the state fair by directing cars to parking spaces. It was a a really busy night at the state fair, and the line for cars to get into the parking lot was a few miles long.

One car pulled up to little Evan and asked him what his name was.

"Evan" said little Evan.

Then, the man in the car informed little Evan that he would be filing a police report against little Evan.

"Why?" asked little Evan.

"Because the line for cars to enter was so long, that my friend ended up pooping his pants in the long wait!" replied the car driver.


(PS; an actual true story.)