> 1. *Cheese*
> Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
>
> 2. *Mushroom*
> When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
>
> 3. *Shoulder*
> My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I
> shoulder.
>
> 4. * Texas *
> My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
>
> 5. *Herpes*
> Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
>
> 6. *July*
> Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
>
> 7. *Rectum*
> I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
>
> 8. *Chicken*
> I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
>
> 9. *Wheelchair*
> We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair
>
> 10. *Chicken* *wing*
> My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
>
> 11. *Harassment*
> My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey
> harassment nothing to me.
>
> 12. *Bishop*
> My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
>
> 13. *Body wash*
> I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
>
> 14. *Budweiser*
> That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?