A turkey is trying to fly to the top of a tree. He tries and tries and tries, but he just can't do it. Then one day, a cow comes to the rescue.

"Here, eat my droppings. They are full of vitamins and protein!"

So the turkey eats it, and flies all the way to the top. Five minutes later, a farmer comes and shoots it with a rifle, killing it before it hit the ground.

Moral of the story: Bullcrap will get you to the top, but it won't keep you there!