So there was a cucumber a pickle and a penis, and they were talking about how there life was so terrible. the cucumber said man my life sucks the only thing they do to me is chop my up and throw me on salads. the pickle was like man you think you got it rough i get put in a jar of vinegar for all my life. the penis was like man yall think you got it rough, all they do to me is put a bag around my face, put me in a dark place and bang my head till i throw up.